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[ignisvulpes]

Man, you people are all idiots.

You know what's the first thing you should do when you start writing and you notice you're putting down shit you didn't mean to? You walk away!
Don't even give me that "ohhh nooo but it's magic, I can't help myself" garbage. All it takes is a little bit of willpower and brains (which I have in spades, duh).

Laughing my ass off at some of you, really. Opening your book and writing about how hard you wanna fuck/get fucked for all to see?
Hahahahah I bet at least a couple of you guys are totally doing it on purpose.
Iyaa~aan~, I can't control this quill, I just need dick so baaaad! <3 <3 Won't someone come and save me? Ohhh, noooo, why did I write that??

Fucking LOL.

I have the worst case of blue balls I've had in years right now and you don't see me begging.

[Kaph's stupid ass does not realise he's using the ink of unrestrained thought. Have fun.]

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[shieldofrohan]

[OH DANG SHE JUST GOT CALLED THE FUCK OUT]

[When in doubt, be scathing.]

Perhaps your manners might explain that last part. I doubt many would heed your begging.

[ignisvulpes]

Nuh-huh, I don't beg because I don't need to.

[shieldofrohan]

The colour of your balls seems to say otherwise.

[Hey, she's catching on to the slang around here pretty quick!]

[ignisvulpes]

The color of my what?

[What, don't tell him he wrote... Oh, fuck.] WHAT



Okay, but you know what? Here's the difference between you and me!
I'm going to be smart and SWITCH INKS, which is obviously the thing to do when this kind of shit happens.

So ignore that, that ink was designed to spew cruel lies.
Makes sense, right?

[shieldofrohan]

If it were a lie, I think you would not be so horrified by it. Nor so quick to defend yourself and in the same breath doubt your defence.

Besides, I have met you. I doubt many women clamour for you.

[ignisvulpes]

Hey, FUCK YOU



What the shit, is this the same ink after all??

[shieldofrohan]

Should you not know, since you are so wise?

[ignisvulpes]

Too bad for you! I just switched inks again! Ha!

Stupid mistress playing stupid games and making me do stupid chores.

[shieldofrohan]

Are you so afraid of hard work? Is this not what you agreed to?

[maledictus_semper]

I find your language quite offensive, sir. It seems someone is very frustrated himself.

[Blue balls? Must be you, dude.]

[ignisvulpes]

Weren't you the guy talking about how big your dick is?

[maledictus_semper]

I beg your pardon? I don't remember writing such a thing.

[Because the quill made him write his dirty thoughts, not him.]

[ignisvulpes]

Why not, did you get piss drunk after you did it?

[maledictus_semper]

To be honest, I can't remember if I drank anything at all.

[He may have been sloshed on red wine but shhh.]

[ignisvulpes]

Maaan. That's how you know you overdid it.

[maledictus_semper]

Hm, perhaps I did, or perhaps the Mistress forced me to write such filth. Maybe we'll never know.

[Just admit you were drunk, Ardyn. Horny and drunk.]

[ignisvulpes]

Oh, yeah, like she had a gun to your head.

[hauntpadour]

[Egon has accidentally gotten into the Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thoughts you Didn’t Know You Had. This is going to be a mess.]

You seem to be insist on being the rudest person here. I don't know what's so attractive about someone who insists on acting like they're in charge, even when they're some young idiot who doesn't know his own fist from his mouth.

Maybe treating that case of yours would shut you up, at least for a time. Brothels seems to be in no shortage, but I'm very much tempted to help myself.

[This is a mistake, and he knows it. He just got over that broken nose.]

[ignisvulpes]

You ever hear of dominatrices, bud?

Also, you'd better make sure you really did mean to write some of that!
I can't believe I'm dragging out more of you idiots with this.

[hauntpadour]

I'm a scientist, I mean everything I say.

Personally I'm a bit surprised you have nothing better to do than yell on a social platform, though.

[ignisvulpes]

Never thought I'd hear a scientist call a magic book a "social platform".

Actually, you know what, I guess that's about right.

What's your degree in, nerd?

[hauntpadour]

I have multiple degrees, thank you.

Paranormal studies and quantum physics.

[ignisvulpes]

Paranormal, huh? Like ghosts and aliens and that type of thing?
At least ghosts are PROBABLY real.

[hauntpadour]

Ghosts, ghouls, trolls, spirits, gods, and other supernatural creatures.

Not aliens.

[ignisvulpes]

Huh. How neaaat.

[Yes, he actually wrote that by hand.]

Know anything about foxes?