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[ignisvulpes]

Man, you people are all idiots.

You know what's the first thing you should do when you start writing and you notice you're putting down shit you didn't mean to? You walk away!
Don't even give me that "ohhh nooo but it's magic, I can't help myself" garbage. All it takes is a little bit of willpower and brains (which I have in spades, duh).

Laughing my ass off at some of you, really. Opening your book and writing about how hard you wanna fuck/get fucked for all to see?
Hahahahah I bet at least a couple of you guys are totally doing it on purpose.
Iyaa~aan~, I can't control this quill, I just need dick so baaaad! <3 <3 Won't someone come and save me? Ohhh, noooo, why did I write that??

Fucking LOL.

I have the worst case of blue balls I've had in years right now and you don't see me begging.

[Kaph's stupid ass does not realise he's using the ink of unrestrained thought. Have fun.]

Comments

[shieldofrohan]

Does pride frighten you because I have it, or because you lack it?

[ignisvulpes]

I told you I'm not fucking scared!

[shieldofrohan]

I fear your tone betrays you.

[...Dang, baiting him is fun.]

[ignisvulpes]

What tone, you bitch? You're reading!!!

[Oh my god this is the worst. EVERY single one of these ink pots does the same thing.]

[shieldofrohan]

Your vulgarity, then. You make a poor case for yourself.

[ignisvulpes]

Oh PLEASE.

[shieldofrohan]

Calling a woman 'bitch' time and again is unlikely to win her favour. You can hardly be surprised.

[ignisvulpes]

Like I need a chick's "favour" if she's a huge bitch.

[shieldofrohan]

And so it goes on. Howling and raging into nothingness, worrying at the bones of an argument, and yet I am the hound, of the two of us?

[ignisvulpes]

Heh. It's funny because I'm a fox.




That was the ink again.

Hell, at this point I'm inclined to think it's actually the quill that's cursed. My bad!

[shieldofrohan]

And yet I see you have not walked away, despite your claims.

[ignisvulpes]

Look, I've been experimenting with the pots.

Plus, I'm bored.

[shieldofrohan]

And do you suppose you were alone in that?

[ignisvulpes]

Oh, is that your excuse now? Are you going to say you were bored?

[shieldofrohan]

Excuses are for the faint of heart. I make no excuse for my own mistake, but it sits ill to see you think yourself so much higher and nobler than the rest of us.

[ignisvulpes]

Won't get anywhere in life if I put myself down.

[shieldofrohan]

Nobody suggested it.