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[ignisvulpes]

Man, you people are all idiots.

You know what's the first thing you should do when you start writing and you notice you're putting down shit you didn't mean to? You walk away!
Don't even give me that "ohhh nooo but it's magic, I can't help myself" garbage. All it takes is a little bit of willpower and brains (which I have in spades, duh).

Laughing my ass off at some of you, really. Opening your book and writing about how hard you wanna fuck/get fucked for all to see?
Hahahahah I bet at least a couple of you guys are totally doing it on purpose.
Iyaa~aan~, I can't control this quill, I just need dick so baaaad! <3 <3 Won't someone come and save me? Ohhh, noooo, why did I write that??

Fucking LOL.

I have the worst case of blue balls I've had in years right now and you don't see me begging.

[Kaph's stupid ass does not realise he's using the ink of unrestrained thought. Have fun.]

Comments

[ignisvulpes]

I know, I can see your name right there. :)
So tell me about kitsune, Deacon.

[hauntpadour]

I know they're said to be particularly close to humans, and able to take human form. They're a kind of Yōkai- spiritual entities- that are are theorized to be able to produce fire or lightening, and can possess human women.

They can have up to nine tails, but become white or gold once the ninth grows in.

Correct?

[ignisvulpes]

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

I mean, I don't know about possession, or about going super saiyan, but the rest sounds about right.

[hauntpadour]

What is a Super Saiyan?

And do you have experience with these creatures?

[ignisvulpes]

Pop culture reference. Don't worry about it.

And you could say I do. >;]

[hauntpadour]

Alright.

This seems to imply that you've been intimate with a kitsune.

[ignisvulpes]

Not that I'm aware of, actually! And I'm pretty sure I'd be aware of it.

[hauntpadour]

Alright.

How do you know about Kitsune? I would be very interested in gathering some information.

[ignisvulpes]

Don't you have any other guesses? Not even one?

[hauntpadour]

[Give him a minute to think. Oh, right.]

Are... you a kitsune yourself?

[ignisvulpes]

Bingo!

See, was that so hard?

[hauntpadour]

No.

Can you take the form of a fox, and would you be opposed to an interview and exam? I've never met someone of your species.

[ignisvulpes]

Actually?
I'd love to, but the mistress took all my powers away.

Don't get me wrong, I'm still down for an interview, but if you want solid proof you might be waiting on it for a while.

[hauntpadour]

Right, this mistress character

How did she take your powers from you?

[ignisvulpes]

That's a good fucking question, my guy.

[hauntpadour]

You don't know?

Aren't you one of her apprentices?

[ignisvulpes]

What, and you think that means the bitch tells me anything?

[hauntpadour]

I suppose not

She doesn't seem very agreeable

[ignisvulpes]

I haven't even learned any actual magic yet!
Honestly, this apprentice gig?
Not all it's cracked up to be.

[hauntpadour]

That's why I didn't join.

Magic is simply mislabeled and misused science. I don't doubt that she's a fraud and abusing her power.

And no, I don't worry that she'll see this.

[ignisvulpes]

What the fuck??
Never mind HER, I just told you I'm a goddamn kitsune and you're telling me that to my face?

[hauntpadour]

We're not currently face-to-face.

There are scientific explanations for the powers you have, they're simply hard for humans to understand.

ableism cw god i'm so sorry about this garbage fire of a man

[ignisvulpes]

Hey, quick question, are you autistic?
Like LITERALLY?

Kaph he's gonna punch you in the dick again

[hauntpadour]

I fail to see what that has to do with any aspect of our current conversation, other than you're terrible immaturity

good he deserves it

[ignisvulpes]

That's as good as a yes to me.