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Kaphlar Kinra ([personal profile] ignisvulpes) wrote in [community profile] kingdomtalks2017-05-12 09:11 pm
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Man, you people are all idiots.

You know what's the first thing you should do when you start writing and you notice you're putting down shit you didn't mean to? You walk away!
Don't even give me that "ohhh nooo but it's magic, I can't help myself" garbage. All it takes is a little bit of willpower and brains (which I have in spades, duh).

Laughing my ass off at some of you, really. Opening your book and writing about how hard you wanna fuck/get fucked for all to see?
Hahahahah I bet at least a couple of you guys are totally doing it on purpose.
Iyaa~aan~, I can't control this quill, I just need dick so baaaad! <3 <3 Won't someone come and save me? Ohhh, noooo, why did I write that??

Fucking LOL.

I have the worst case of blue balls I've had in years right now and you don't see me begging.


[Kaph's stupid ass does not realise he's using the ink of unrestrained thought. Have fun.]
shieldofrohan: Katheryn Winnick (She understood it)

[personal profile] shieldofrohan 2017-05-12 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH DANG SHE JUST GOT CALLED THE FUCK OUT]

[When in doubt, be scathing.]


Perhaps your manners might explain that last part. I doubt many would heed your begging.
maledictus_semper: credit@maledictus_semper (sly bastard)

[personal profile] maledictus_semper 2017-05-13 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
I find your language quite offensive, sir. It seems someone is very frustrated himself.

[Blue balls? Must be you, dude.]
Edited 2017-05-13 08:38 (UTC)
hauntpadour: (anger-disgruntled)

[personal profile] hauntpadour 2017-05-14 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Egon has accidentally gotten into the Ink of Unrestrained Dirty Thoughts you Didn’t Know You Had. This is going to be a mess.]

You seem to be insist on being the rudest person here. I don't know what's so attractive about someone who insists on acting like they're in charge, even when they're some young idiot who doesn't know his own fist from his mouth.

Maybe treating that case of yours would shut you up, at least for a time. Brothels seems to be in no shortage, but I'm very much tempted to help myself.

[This is a mistake, and he knows it. He just got over that broken nose.]
Edited 2017-05-14 12:56 (UTC)